Wayside Season 1

Dana plays Cupid on Valentine's Day; students mistake a wandering cow for their substitute teacher.

Myron uses a nose flute to control his friends, but it also makes the cows attack the school. Later, the students mistake a pile of stage props for a wishing well and Kidswatter wants to use it to relive a bullfight from his youth.

Maurecia ends up in the 29th floor Honors Class, which has only one other student: Sammy the Dead Rat. Myron adopts a head of lettuce as his baby brother.

Kidswatter mistakes Fluffy the porcupine for a hairpiece; Louis returns to class and Todd is jealous of the attention he gets, so he tries to make him graduate quickly to get rid of him.

Myron names sleeping Shari his new best friend after he and Dana have a fight. Todd is named king by the kindergartners after he rescues a stuffed animal.

Principal Kidswatter runs a home-shopping channel out of his office, selling items made by the students as part of a new “arts” curriculum. Later, Todd and Kidswatter get stuck in the school's elevator.