Season 5 Episodes
1. Women in 2020
Sorry kids, the bowl cut is still a thing in 2020. Because it's their show, and not yours. Are Trixie & Katya as excited for 2020 as you are? Find out that and what they are looking forward to this year.
2. Dental Artistry
Two 'biological women' teach a class in the Defense Against the Dental Arts. Trixie shares details about her veneer makeover while being perplexed as to why Katya still has perfect teeth.
3. I'm in My 30s
Trixie & Katya are thirty, flirty and talkin' dirty. Katya explains to Trixie the highs and lows of reaching the 30 year milestone. Because what you see? Isn't always the truth.
4. Walking Children in Nature Part 1
Don't be shocked by the fact that these two queens are no stranger to the outdoors. But do be shocked by their bizarre knowledge of mother nature and the stories they have to share.
5. Walking Children in Nature Part 2
These two squirrel-friends fantasize about how they would like to die in nature and what kind of animal they would like to be. Oh and remember that fly that landed on Trixie's mouth? We do too.
6. Winning & Losing
After being cast in two seasons of a reality TV competition series, Trixie & Katya have strong opinions about winning and losing. Join them as they finally ask the age old question: is Katya is gay enough to win a Tony?
7. Doll Hoarder
Trixie & Katya have a passion for dolls, and yes, it is as on-brand as you would think.
8. Gurl, You Gay
Trixie & Katya are almost too gay to function. Find out what makes these two homosexuals so flaming. The world is not ready for all this gay.
9. Random X
For a show that rarely stays on topic, these moments from the last nine episodes didn't fit anywhere else. This episode of random clips will leave you feeling confused and a little horny.
10. #WOWHelpMe
To celebrate it's 4th year on the interwebs, UNHhhh announces a new advice segment called #WOWHelpMe.
11. UNHhhh Returns August 5th!
BARBARA! Go get Deb - the Internet drag queens are coming back!
12. Movies
Ah...remember popcorn and movie theatres? Anyway, Trixie and Katya are back and talkin’ cinema. And stay tuned till the end, cuz they’re answering your Twitter questions!
13. Books
You think YOU could write a book for the Library of Congress? Think again, Alexandria. This week, our gals are talkin' books - writing, reading, using them as paperweights, you get it.
14. Weight
The gals talk about their separate weight journeys, and the unexpected journeys that accompany them. Then, they answer your Twitter questions!
15. Toxic Masculinity Part 1
What's up, gym buds? Get ready for these big buff men to challenge your idea of what it truly means to be a man.
16. Toxic Masculinity Part 2
Our gals are back to chat all things masc, hung, and fun. Then they answer more of your insane Twitter questions!
17. Getting Fired
The gals tell all about past jobs they've been fired from, whether they deserved it or it was because of secret lesbians' evil plot. Then they answer more of your Twitter questions!
18. Procrastination
Eh, we'll think of a description later. Something about Trixie and Katya talkin' about waiting too long to do stuff, then answering Twitter questions.
19. Drama
Honestly guys, we're so sick of all the drama. But also, like...it's kinda fun, right? Trixie and Katya are here to tell all about the drama, chaos, confusion, and madness - then they answer your Twitter questions!
20. Random XI
You know the drill - enjoy some of our favorite moments that didn't make it into the episodes. The gals are talkin' hemorrhoids, diets, and answering more of your wild Twitter questions!
21. Straight People
Straight people are gross. Except for you, if you're straight and watching this! Our gals talk each other's ears off about heterosexuality and all the nonsense that comes with it.
22. Texting Etiquette
The dolls manage to stay on topic for most of this one, but that’s just because they talk about sexting and emojis for fourteen hours. Then they answer your Twitter questions!
23. Halloween IV
The only thing scarier than Katya's jars of piss is what she'll do to you if you try to steal them. It's time for another Halloween episode, Debra!
24. Fighting
From television smackdowns to karate to Geena Davis, our gals are talkin' all things fighting! Surprisingly, there's no Mortal Kombat in this one.
25. Season 7 React
Wait a minute...this isn't Maury Povich! Katya and Trixie look back fondly on their appearance on Season 7 of the popular competition show, RuPaul's Drag Race.
26. Moving
Put on your suit and pack up your cardboard boxes! We're talkin' moving, from college dorms and grandparents' houses to Russian treehouses and our parents houses.
27. I'm Sick Part 1
From educating each other on food poisoning to debunking CBD, our gals are here to cure what ails you.
28. I'm Sick Part 2
Our gals are back to give us a dose of their best medicine - being sickening, henny!
29. Ready 4 Love
Katya's ready for love, and she wants to do it now. Trixie explains to her what love is, and Katya designs her perfect man.
30. Power
Go ahead. Ask her why she does it. Trixie and Katya spill the tea on power, power dynamics, and how to use your boobs to wield it over others.
31. Make Loneliness Work for You
How do they know you're lonely? Because you're watching this, mawmuh. Trixie and Katya explore the concept of loneliness!
32. The Weather
It's up to you to decide whether you care about the weather. Your weather girls are here to brighten up your rainy days!
33. Random XII
Surprise! Here's one last random episode to round out the season. Check out the hi-jinks the gals got up to that didn't make the episodes!