Season 1 Episodes
1. A Night to Remember to Forget
Sam's old friend, an actor turned insurance salesman, comes to town in order to get back into show business.
2. Pardon My But Your Party's Showing
Sam forgets to invite Fred to his party, so he tries to hide it from him.
3. Pardon Me, But Your Party's Showing
Sam and Fred try to find out where the key Ruth found while redecorating fits. They find it is the house key of a beautiful blonde.
4. Curiosity Killed a Key
An 84-year-old gunslinger challenges Sam to a shootout when he dislikes the way Sam had him portrayed on his TV show.
5. Rumble Without a Cause
6. The Kid's Revenge
Ruth is jealous of Sam's old girlfriend who has a kissing part in Sam's show. Matters get worse when they are handcuffed together and can't get apart.
7. Universal Language
Sam gives a part to a famous Mexican actor - who can't speak a word of English.
8. The Day They Shot Sam Garret
9. The Truth Never Hurts—Much
Sam takes a pain reliever prior to a talk show appearance. When he falls asleep, his friends give him pep pills to wake him up. The combination causes strange results when he goes on the show.
10. The Universal Language
Fred gets Sam mixed up in a scheme to sell ladies' hair dryers.
11. I Wouldn't Wish It on a Dog
Sam helps out his friend, the owner of a nightclub in financial trouble, by helping him prepare a show to raise some money.
12. The Truth Never Hurts - Much
Fred gets upset when his kids find Sam more interesting than he is when they all go on a camping trip together.
13. Who Needs a Friend in Need?
Sam tries to help a pinball-addicted writer finish a script for his show.