The Bullwinkle Show Season 2

Dudley Do-Right captures what he believes to be a Centaur and makes it his new mount.

Androcles finds it is often helpful to befriend a lion, especially when you are thrown into a lion pit yourself.

Louis Pasteur's cow thinks she is a chicken after a case of amnesia, so Mr. Peabody decides to find a remedy.

King Midas, the most miserly man alive, embarks on an advertising campaign to make people 'like' him, but places a mean tax on the people of his kingdom.

Bullwinkle tells us how to get rid of the unwanted house guest dog, Spot, by using a can of spot remover.

Dudley disguises himself as Nell to capture Snidely Whiplash.

Bullwinkle is sent out by his editor to cover stories all over the city, which Boris sets up, and which eventually backfire on him.

Robin Hood has amnesia and is competing in a fixed archery competition against Prince John.

Red owns a fur shop and finds she needs a wolf pelt. Meanwhile, the wolf is going to bring goodies to Grandma's house, and so Red does the riding hood bit in reverse. But there's quite a twist at the end as the wolf goes into the fur business for himself...

Robinson Crusoe is planning to attack Friday's island which he is trying to attack it. However, both of their islands are now in mortal danger of being blown up. It's up to Mr. Peabody to save the islands and solve the feud.

In a pond in the Middle West, an ugly duckling wants to be a star, so he has a face lift that makes him good-looking, and missing the opportunity to play an ugly role.

Ponce de Leon's men have overdosed on water from the fountain of youth and changed into babies – just before an enemy attack.

The wicked witch turns Hansel into an aardvark and it takes plenty of "brooming" from Gretel to get him back.

Bullwinkle shows us how to run the four-minute mile in 10 seconds, but he ends up in an auto race and wins because he knows the judge.

Snidely forces Canadian homeowners out into the cold!

Cinderella forgets to return the shoes her fairy Godmother gave her by midnight and breaks her royal contract.

John Sullivan has a large mustache that is preventing him from competing in the boxing match.

Mona Lisa has a toothache so she can't smile for Da Vinci's painting.

Bullwinkle barricades himself against some very bratty kids bent on committing mayhem.

Snidely Whiplash opens his own mounted police force.

King Newton discovers the sad truth that golden eggs are not always what they are cracked up to be.

Paul Revere sets out to warn the colonists, but he's sitting on a statue of a horse.

The Wolf, seeking a life of ease, attempts to marry one of the three pigs.

This is a short poem about a bear.

Snidely Whiplash sends a fake newspaper claiming to be Dudley Do-Right's younger brother.

Confucius is being held prisoner on a junk and now it's up to Mr. Peabody and Sherman to rescue him before it's too late.

This is the story of the Pied Piper who plays a flatt, not a flute, and who drives out all the mice in the town. The strange little man has the ability to create pies from his pipe! The King loves his tobacco pie! The only problem is that when the Queen takes a bite of the pie, she disappears!

A bear takes a liking to the Mountie uniforms and insists on joining the force.

The old witch in this Sleeping Beauty story has trouble casting a sleep spell, so Beauty pretends to sleep when the Prince comes around, but after they exchange pleasantries, the witch reappears and casts the right spell on both of them by accident.

Nero is performing a concert, but fires have been going on a lot lately and Nero has been framed for it. It's up to Peabody to prevent any more fires from happening and to clear Nero's name.

Snow White runs an exclusive dwarfs shop, which almost goes bankrupt when the Queen gives her an apple.

Bullwinkle stops Boris from cutting down his beloved trees.

Peabody and Sherman teach Captain Matthew Clift how to swim the English Chanel. But he is too nervous to jump inside.

Bullwinkle shows us how to own a high-fidelity stereo system on a small budget.

Vasco Núñez de Balboa's wisdom teeth are gone; he has lost his wisdom and can't find the Pacific Ocean. Peabody decides to help him, but they cannot leave town.

Rumpelstiltskin makes the poor miller's daughter sin by challenging her to contest after contest.

Bullwinkle climbs a mountain and yells "Excelsior!" because he works for Smith, Jones & Jakes- which is a lumber company- and excelsior is a product that it sells.

Snidely Whiplash disguises himself as Inspector Fenwick.

Beauty is tricked by the wicked witch and is not put to sleep but is forced to put other people to sleep... even the prince.

Bullwinkle shows us how to be a human fly by jumping off a tall building.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman travel to visit Peter Cooper and join him to compete in a race with his locomotive, the Tom Thumb. However, Cooper is extremely ignorant and the race is being fixed. Can Mr. Peabody win this race and make Cooper's train win?

Puss gives his master three wishes but accidentally winds up giving him four.

Dudley Do-Right is forced into an all-out recruiting campaign for the RCMP.

The American Army is ordered not to fire on their British enemies until they “can see the whites of their eyes.” Unfortunately, the British are wearing sunglasses.

Jack joins a losing team, the "Boston Beans," and carries them into a championship battle against the "New York Giants," where he uses the beanstalk to catch fly balls.

The Pony Express is failing its business, so Peabody helps save the Pony Express by figuring out how to mail an entire boulder in pieces and reassemble it.

Decatur must destroy a ship that has been captured by pirates and needs Mr. Peabody's help. They must think up a plan of attack.

Little Tom Thumb may only be as big as his father's thumb, but he's got a heart as big as all of Texas.

Alexander Graham Bell’s initial attempts at creating the telephone are doomed to the dustbin. So, Mr. Peabody and Sherman take him to a football game at Boston University to regain his confidence.

Aladdin's magic lamp produces many "genies" and causes all kinds of fights between the King and the evil Wizier.

Bullwinkle shows us the incorrect way to disarm a bomb.

Snidely hatches a brilliant plan and steals Dudley's uniform.

Goldilocks opens a wonderful new winter resort but has trouble with the three bears who are busy trying to hibernate.

Bullwinkle explains the many talents of a beatnik. He puts on an old Beatnik costume, gets on stage, and tells what the Beatnik lifestyle is like.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman travel to 1909 to meet Commander Pearry and see that he is highly underdressed for it. They decide to help him find the North Pole but discover that he's been kidnapped by Eskimos.

Pancho Villa and his men are feasting on jumping beans and he decides to rob the nearby town. Unfortunately, the town is bankrupt and has no money. If Pancho doesn't have his money by three, he will destroy the town! It's up to Mr. Peabody to raise money and save the town.

The enchanted frog manages to overcome a tremendous obstacle to reach the Princess. But he has to decide... Is it worth it?

Bullwinkle tells us how to get over your fear of heights.

Dudley teams up with Snidely Whiplash so he can go into show business.

This Pied Piper can blow the most amazing things from his pipe and everyone in the kingdom rushes to see.

Bullwinkle shows us how to fix a flat tire.

Peabody and Sherman aid Lord Douglas and his mountain climbers in reaching the peak of the Alps.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman visit Sitting Bull who is in a hotel in the middle of the desert. The hotel hasn't had a customer in a week because of Sitting Bull, and the manager is planning to get rid of him.

Beauty and her mule marry the Prince and his white charger and have an awesome double wedding.

Snidely Whiplash tricks Nell Fenwick into knitting him a bulletproof suit.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman help Christopher Columbus discover that the earth is round. TRIVIA: It is a popular misconception that Columbus discovered America or that the Earth was round. The Earth’s shape had been common knowledge for centuries and Columbus was actually a terrible person who nearly drove the Caribbean natives to extinction. Also, Columbus was the first European contact with the Caribbean, Central America, and South America - not North America as this episode suggests.

A poor fisherman finds that riches are not always the way to happiness and is granted one final wish.

Dudley seeks a miracle drug to cure an epidemic that has befallen the RCMP.

A good king's last wish is for a fairy godmother to make something out of his obnoxious, nasty son.

Bullwinkle shows what to look for when purchasing a used car.

The fort of the French Foreign Legion is saved from disaster by Peabody’s linguistic skills after he sees that they are unprepared.

Mr. Know-It-All journeys to Egypt.

Marconi's radio is wired underwater in the Venice Canal and Mr. Peabody must drain the canals to help him.

Tired of living in the shadows of his famous father, Prince Fletcher (the son of Beauty and the Beast) decides to become famous. He hires writer Sordid J. Scrivener to write a book about him, but he has led such a boring life that there is nothing to write about! The writer talks Prince Fletcher into going to a witch so that he can be turned into a beast like his famous father.

Bullwinkle Moose shows us how to bake a cake, a chocolate cream cake.

Dudley Do-Right goes undercover at Elevenworth Prison.

A frog is very happy to be a frog. A wacky witch convinces him that he would be better off as a handsome prince. The prince marries a "witch" of a princess!

The Crown Jewels have been stolen and Mr. Peabody and Sherman must investigate and survive the fog to find the culprit.

Bullwinkle shows us how to move safely through Indian territory with an arrowproof wagon, and a few other improvements.

John Holland's submarine has a problem: it can only go up water. Now it's up to Peabody to solve the problem.

An old man who has three sons plans to give one of them a golden goose, but he first must find out which one deserves it. A rather dimwitted guy trades his stale sandwich to a goblin for a golden goose. Several people try to take the goose, but when they touch it, they are forever stuck to it!

Snidely Whiplash kidnaps Nell on her wedding day and holds her hostage in the sawmill.

The son of Rumpelstiltskin is cast out into the world and is forced to make a name for himself. This is a twist on the story, as Rumpelstiltskin can't remember his own name, so he changes it in embarrassment.

King Louis is missing and Mr. Peabody and Sherman have to find him.

When Mr. Peabody and Sherman slip that Francisco Pizzaro is gonna attack, the Incans plan to attack him right away, and now it's up to Peabody to warn Francisco before it's too late.

Elves help a little old Shoemaker turn his business around.

Daniel Boone has been captured thanks to the stench on his hat and now it's up to Peabody to save him.

Once upon a time, there was an evil ugly witch who cast a spell on anything beautiful. In the country one day, she came upon a beautiful Princess and turned her into a horse, figuring that a Prince would not kiss a horse. After six months, a Prince finally passed by and commented that she is a real runner, and entered her into the big race. At the race, Beauty would destroy the field but stopped five feet from the finish line, so he took her to Merlin the Wizard. Several days later, he came back, saying that she has a kiss complex, so at the next race, he kissed her and she turned back into a beautiful woman and they lived UNHAPPILY ever after, because she was still an old nag.

Dudley Do-Right needs gold to win the heart of Nell Fenwick.

Bullwinkle shows us how to clean windows on a city high-rise, and he uses his suspenders as a safety tool.

Shakespeare's play, Romeo and Juliet is opening tomorrow night and he isn't fully prepared for the play, now Peabody and Sherman have to help him finalize the play.

The King taxes all people under 4'6" (the little people), which happens to affect only the Goblin family... So they decide to kidnap the King's daughter and marry her off to the king of the goblins.

Snidely impersonates the Colonel and tells all of the Mounties that they must replace their horses with rocking horses.

The Prince must make like a bird and daringly rescue Rapunzel.

Mr. Peabody and Sherman visit the Rocky Mountains to see General Pike discover Pike's Peak, only to find out he is afraid of heights.

Mr. Peabody competes against Mick Snide in the very first golf match and Mick Snide cheats to win.

A King and a town loved their little Princess until one day she grew too big, so the King made everything big to accommodate her, but he ran out of money. To raise money, he enforced a tax law on everything, and the town became rebellious, so the King asks his board what to do, and they suggested to marry her off, suiters arrived but when they say her they ran, and she cried and started to flood the crops, so the King sent her on daily walks. On a walk, she meet a funny little man and kissed him hoping he'd become a prince, but instead she shrunk back down to her normal size, and all was well in the kingdom, except that tax law was still in order.

Dudley joins the Mounties and his first assignment is to blow up Snidely's log jam factory.

Willaim Tell is set to use his son to shoot an apple with an arrow, but he has lost his glasses and can't see a thing.

The mud maker asks a fairy for a son, unfortunately, his wish is granted.

Peabody and Sherman visit James McNeil Whistler, who can't paint his mother because her mind is only on cowboys and she won't stand still.

The miller had two unusual daughters: Slow White and Nose Red. Their love for nature drives their father mad and he sends them off to be wed.

A priceless art masterpiece is stolen in Toronto and Dudley Do-Right is called to the scene.

King Dom the 73rd is miserable because he's in love with a princess who is under a spell. To break the spell, he is told to step on a cat's tail. With the spell broken, a genie pops out and tells him that he will marry her and have a son that has a nose like a casaba melon. The Queen makes everyone wear a big fake nose to make him feel normal, but when he wants a girlfriend, the truth is revealed. He says the magic phrase, "I have a nose like a casaba melon," and his own nose curse is lifted. The end.

Bullwinkle shows us how to be a successful baseball umpire by making calls quickly so that the players can't complain.

Magellan has more than a few impediments to sailing around the world. He must sail around the world or else he'll surrender his hat to the king and pay off his butcher bill by 4:00 o'clock or he'll go to jail. Now, Mr. Peabody and Sherman must help him.