Season 3 Episodes
1. What Loss Your Honour May Sustain
Cheryl faces a vengeful harpy and a whiteware crisis; as Van fights for love, honour and the Lucky Dollar.
2. While the Grass Grows
Van and Munter go green; Grandpa sees red; and to stay in the black, Hayden finds a man with enormous potential.
3. Most True, She is a Strumpet
Van’s road to true love hits a handicap. And Loretta finds that Grandpa’s rooting is also a problem.
4. Contagious Blastments
Tragedy leads to love; and family honour is tested with bodies, bikies and the truth about the curse of the Wests.
5. What Did You Enact?
Pascalle reveals all for love as Loretta makes her erotic masterpiece. But can Cheryl and Bruce be kept out of the movie business?
6. Put the Strong Law on Him
Cheryl wants the right thing; Jethro is asked to do the wrong thing; and Pascalle takes on the thong thing…
7. I Dare Damnation
Judd breaks down doors to save Van; a force from the past is back with a vengeance; and a trip to the Coromandel reveals all about Munter’s mum.
8. Oh Horrible! Most Horrible!
Hell has no fury like a Loretta scorned, and Cheryl works to reunite the world’s most perfect couple.
9. No Noble Rite
Pascalle banishes all men in her quest to be the best Muslim bride ever; as Jethro finds that breaking up is hard to do.
10. These Feats So Crimeful
The Wests take sides as Judd faces trial, and Pascalle fears for the honour of her bridesmaid.
11. Unpregnant of My Cause
Cheryl and Pascalle sniff out something interesting about Loretta, while Van has the plan to end all plans, while also becoming a model.
12. Good Friends, as You Are Friends
Van, the legend, makes a new best friend. Judd gets a big cheque and a new associate - if an old adversary doesn’t stuff things up.
13. To Sleep; No More
A piddling piece of fabric causes much sexy strife between Cheryl and Kasey; and Loretta loses sleep when Pascalle turns ugly over the pizza guy.
14. Natural Magic and Dire Property
Jethro takes a fall for his major client; and Judd’s devotion to duty gets him in hot water. As Van and Munter find strange forces at work…
15. Bow Stubborn Knees
Loretta reels before a nemesis as she faces her future; and Cheryl fears her nemesis is still pulling strings.
16. A Jig or a Tale of Bawdry
A bold new venture gets Van and Munter on the job; and Pascalle gets jiggy with it to find the meaning of life.
17. The Secret Parts of Fortune
Secrets from the past mean Jethro gets an opportunity, and Cheryl has the chance to dig up gold.
18. Who Calls Me Villain?
Jethro’s plans start to unravel, but who is the real villain? And Pascalle is accused of crimes most terrible.
19. Most Free and Bounteous
Judd and Van have different reasons to fear Cheryl’s new business partner. But will Cheryl take the bait?
20. Something is Rotten
Grandpa sees something rotten in the state of West House, as Loretta has goods for sale, if she can outplay the system - and Cheryl.
21. The Corrupted Currents of This World
Van saves the world, or his sisters, because Pascalle’s new job is definitely not as a cheerleader. And Jethro’s mission to save Cheryl goes interesting places.
22. Where the Offence is, Let the Great Axe Fall
Van tries to be the best, best man, as Cheryl takes a prisoner; learns a secret; meets her nemesis, and plans to host a wedding.