MADtv Season 12

Coach Hines accuses innocent team players of using steroids and ignores an obvious user, Weekly Kid News With Toby, a parody of High School Musical has high-schoolers sing about their sordid secrets.

A parody of The Hills; a claymation episode of Real Police Videos; Maury Povich (McDonald) and Connie Chung (Lee) star in their own reality; Ellen DeGeneres (Parker) becomes the new spokeswoman for adopting Iraqi children; Jordan Peele's romantic R&B song is really about playing video games; animated piece in which Suri Cruise pleas for helping escape from her father Tom; Larry King makes crude comments about Lost; on 24 with Bobby Lee, Howie Mandel teaches Lee how to be a better comedian; an ugly girl (Flanagan) with magic powers makes everyone beautiful, but can't ...

Sketches: "The Marine" Deleted Scenes, Dane Cook Stand-Up, Regional Champs: Dealz, The Dixie Chicks "I Will Never Apologise", Madea's Ladies Night, Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive, Restaurant Scene, Hooters.

Sketches: Project Runway, Inside Looking Back, First Light Yoga, Sesame Street: Internet Pedophile, John Kerry Apologizes, Eugene Struthers goes to a Ho Nuba Lebol with Nelly Furtado, Condi Comes to Harlem, Fake Band: Fluffy Jump Spoon.

Sketches: Intervention B. Lee, Not a Black Thing, N. Furtado and Timberland, Keegan Bobby, Tom LaPont Real Estate, "Family Guy" with S. MacFarlane, Schwarzenegger Directs, HNL Eva Longoria, No Faux Killa Performs "Survivah", LevitRol.

Britney Spears (Parker) and Kevin Federline (Barinholtz) film themselves cooking Thanksgiving dinner; a rude driver (McDonald) mocks homeless people; Al Roker (Peele) hosts Mad TV's Thanksgiving Parade; obsessive fan Larry Felmore (McDonald) continues to defend his favorite celebrities; a single mother (Parker) wishes for the days before she had a child in a commercial for the morning-after pill; Aaron Sorkin introduces an X-rated version of Studio 60 on Sunset Strip featuring behind-the-scenes drama during a porno shoo; on 24 with Bobby Lee, Lee receives a check-up ...

Sketches: Black Friday, Capote Infamous, Coach Hines, Cactus Ridge Desert Classic, Sound of Music Alternative Endings, Dane Cook gets Heckled, OJ Simpson Interview If I Did It, Here's How It Happened, Attitudes and Feelings Both Desirable.

Sketches: Snoop Dogg Directs MADtv, Iraqi Protesters, Welcome Back Teddy, Music Video Sly Stallone Bring it Back, Apocalypto Press Junket, Donimo's Pizza and Brownies, North Korean Nuclear Test Footage, Adam Tells A Story, Flavor of Love.

Sketches: Secret Santa, Holiday Sex Party, Movie Review Show, Saw 4: Jingle Hell, Maury and Connie's All Star Christmas Spectacular, Jeff Probst Sings the Songs Inspired by "Survivor", Tori McLachlan "Merry X-Mas".

Sketches: The Fast, Music Video: My Chemical Romance "The Black Tirade", Commercial: Post-it, The King Henry Show, Dreamgirls, Commercial: Yusuf Islam's Greatest Hits, Crazy as Hell: News Stories of 2006, Elephant-Gorilla Conference.

Sketches: Steve Jobs Reveals the iPhone, Sesame Street Dirty Bomb, Splash Cola Open , Coffee Twins, Many Shows with "Johnny" Gan and Pongo, Who'd a Thunk?, Madison's Bat Mitzvah, Medium with Bae Sung, Brutha on the Make, Suicide Note.

Sketches: Superstitious Knights Regional Football Champs, Battle Speech, Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man Condoleeza Rice, Live Interview Paula Abdul, 24 with Bobby Lee, QVC Quacker Factory Monday Night Quackball, 2007 Toyota Yaris.

Sketches: Bobby Gets Judged, Montel Video, Unused "Law and Order" Openings, L.A.P.D Pinatas, Barack Obama Crashes Hillary Clinton's Celebration, Proposal at the Aviary, Blind Kung Fu Master in Space, Wing Woman, 3 Minute Valentines.

Sketches: Grey's Anatomy with House M.D, Great Moments in African-American History with Flavor Flav, The Ellen Degeneres Show Ugly Betty, Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive, Gwen Stefani Video.

Sketches: Open: Oscar Fashion, Gimme Dat Oscar, Nice White Lady, Larry Oscar Madness, Oprah Winfrey Oscar Special, The Lillian Verner Game Show: Oscar Edition, Ike and Bobby: Oscar Mania, Disney Girl: Adult Film Audition, Fart Camp.

2007 Release. Sketches: Open: Silence of the Spears, The Ballad, Steve Jobs Reveals the iRack, Silent Vengeance, Tried, Shark Cam, Coach Hines: Ice Cream Parlor, Condi Comes to Harlem II, Grandmother vs Granddaughter, Curious Old Lady.

Sketches: Open Edge's Workout , $40-a-day, Last Speech, Girl's Soccer Awards Ceremony, Attitudes and Feelings, Both Desirable and Sometimes Secretive, Brutha at the Cinema, Adam Gives a Toast, Crafty Gals: Video Store.

Show Open: Ike Barinholtz Presents Spring Break Stories; Morning Before Pill; The Jazz Dingleberries Sing About S.T.D's; I'm Not a Whore; Celebrity Pet's: Paris Hilton's Pets Leu-ken & Bambi; The Lillian Verner Game Show Spring Break Edition With Tom Bergeron; Tyra Talks About Racism; Knobs; Ike Barinholtz & Bobby Lee With Oliver From the Make a Wish Foundation; Ungrateful Rap Artist Gets a Lesson From Jesus In Thankfulness; V.H.1's Best Weed Ever; Hypocrite Parents; Show Close: Ike Barinholtz & Bobby Lee With Oliver Out-takes.

Show Open: Ike Barinholtz Presents a Bobby Lee Montage; Dr. Phil Talks to Liars; Inside Looking Out Goes to Therapy; Date Grape Soft Drink Fake Commercial; Bobby Lee's 24 With Jamie Kennedy; More Comedy; Deal Or No Deal Gets a Sore Loser; Senior Speed-Dating; Celebrity Pets: David Blaine's Dog Houdini; That's Not Funny; Show Close: Bobby Lee Meditates With Jamie Kennedy.

Open: Bad Girls: Nicole P opens the show talking about how MADtv doesn't particpate in doing crazy stunts to get ratings for May Sweeps, however, this is proven to be a lie when Crista kisses her, Lisa comes out and her and Crista start dancing with each other, and Nicole RJ and Arden come onstage in rather risque outfits.Heroes: In a Heroes parody, a cheerleader (Crista) fails to tell her Dad (Michael) a secret, a woman (Nicole P) fools her reflection, and an asian man (Bobby) talks about his time travel powers.Joey: A therapist (Keegan) visits a family's house (Lisa, Ike, Michael) because they are angry that Joey (Frank) refuses to stop talking like a stereotypical, movie-like mobster. Commercial: Seal's Comeback CD: Seal (Jordan) is doing a commerical for his comeback CD, but Heidi Klum, his wife, (Crista) keeps interrupting it.Hungover Presentation: A woman (Nicole P) comes into work late, hung-over, and disgruntled. She then explains it was because she was drinking last night and got home at 4AM. Unluckily for her, she has to give a presentation about using tele conferences. Gone With the Wind Alternate Endings: The actress of Slave #8 (Nicole RJ) in Gone With the Wind reveals alternate endings, including an explicit one, a random dance musical, and one filled with special effects. Special guest Michael Rapaport as Rhett Butler, and with Nicole P as Scarlett O'Hara.HNL: Leah Remini: Eugene (Keegan) finds Leah Remini in a hotel room while delivering flowers.E.R. & Famous: CBS has combined ER and Armed & Famous into a show called "E.R. & Famous", featuring celebrities as doctors, with Kellie Pickler (Lisa), Kathy Griffin (Nicole P), Snoop Dog (Keegan), and Monique (Nicole RJ).Celebrity Pets: Tara Reid's Dog: Tara Reid's dog talks about how his life with her, which mostly includes him staying up until 3 A.M. waiting for her to come home and to help her get around while she is drunk and/or high.Officer Friendly: A woman (Arden) is pulled over for speeding by a cop (Keegan). She then explains to the officer that her son is missing, but instead of doing anything, the officer hits on her.

Show Open: Cinco De Mayo Celebrated; Survivor Holy War #1 & #2; Scrubs parody; Seasonil Period Control Commercial Parody; House Promo Parody; Bobby Lee & Jordan Peele Make a Deordorant Commercial With Tito Ovitz; Britney and K-Fed go to Divorce Court; V.H.1's Best Mom Ever; Survivor Holy War #3; Discussing Politics With Barrack Obama; Tank At the California Speedway With Carl Edwards; MadTv Fake Performance: Sissy Felony Jackson; Show Close: Jordan Peele In Extreme Pain After the Commercial.

Sketches: Season Ending Cliffhangers, Blind Kung Fu Master vs Galvadahl, King Henry Fast Food, Coach Hines High School Prom, Church Roast, Tori McLachlan Graduation Song, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Astroman vs Killbrain the Fury Car Dealership.