Season 9 Episodes
1. A Rover Runs Through It
Peggy's estranged mother summons her home to their Montana ranch, where Henry Winkler is an uncooperative neighbor.
2. Ms. Wakefield
An elderly woman who once lived in the Hills' house returns for the holidays--to die there. And that gives Dale a business idea.
3. Death Buys a Timeshare
Hank accompanies Cotton and his new friend Bill to Mexico to try to keep them from buying timeshare properties. But the salesmen are determined.
4. Yard, She Blows!
Hank's immaculately manicured front lawn is as good as gone when Peggy tries to horn in on the glory with her own contributions.
5. Dale to the Chief
Hank's fight to correct an error on his driver's license is a red flag to newly patriotic Dale, who reports Hank as a threat to national security.
6. The Petriot Act
Hank excitedly joins a new military program that allows civilians to adopt pets while G.I.s serve their tour of duty but the dog, Duke, turns out to be a mean-spirited cat.
7. Enrique-cilable Differences
Hank cringes when an employee with personal problems turns to him for solace.
8. Mutual of Omabwah
Hank's lapsed insurance policy puts him in an overprotective state, while Bill and Boomhauer carelessly experiment with deep-frying.
9. Care-Takin' Care of Business
Covert work by Hank and the boys turns a befuddled groundskeeper into a hero when his field is credited with hampering opponents.
10. Arlen City Bomber
Peggy follows Luanne onto a roller-derby team, where the tight-fisted owner prompts her to lead a revolt and form a team on borrowed money.
11. Redcorn Gambles with His Future
John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake.
12. Smoking and the Bandit
Dale dons a disguise to defy Arlen's smoking ban, and Peggy sets out to uncover his identity.
13. Gone with the Windstorm
Peggy helps weather-girl Nancy fight back when she's replaced by a qualified meteorologist. Also, a boy barking like a dog scares Bobby.
14. Bobby on Track
Hank talks Bobby into joining the track team, but the spot the boy lands isn't what Hank had in mind.
15. It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings
Bill finds happiness in a men's chorus, where the required devotion jeopardizes his Army career.