Inside Schwartz

Inside Schwartz Season 1

TV Show

Season 1 Episodes

1. Pilot

September 27th, 200130 min

Schwartz longs to get Eve back following their breakup, but if he can't have her, he at least wants a date to the Cobert's party.

2. Let's Go to the Videotape

October 4th, 200130 min

Schwartz wants to be friends with Eve, but a homemade sex videotape that she wants and he can't find poses a problem.

3. The Pinch Hitter

October 18th, 200130 min

Schwartz needs to find a co-announcer for a potential gig, but the guy William pairs him with is a lush.

4. Event Night

October 25th, 200130 min

At the Cobert's party, Eve's and Emily's matchmaking plans for Schwartz and Julie, respectively, go awry.

5. Comic Relief Pitcher

November 29th, 200130 min

Schwartz's television job isn't what he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Julie plans an apartment rental scam to make some cash.

6. Roommates

December 6th, 200130 min

Schwartz dates a woman who sees more in his relationship with Julie than he does. Meanwhile, Julie sees plenty in her tenant.

7. Play-Action Fake Boyfriend

December 20th, 200130 min

Julie begs Schwartz to pretend to be her boyfriend for her marriage-minded parents. Meanwhile, David tries to do something romantic for Emily.

8. Eve's Date with Schwartz's Destiny

December 27th, 200130 min

Schwartz plays third wheel after learning that Eve is dating an NHL bigwig. Meanwhile, David wants Emily to stop doing a British character.

9. Kissing Cousin

January 3rd, 200230 min

David asks Schwartz to crush his cousin's dream of being a sportscaster, but Schwartz is so smitten with her that he can't.

10. It's All in the Footwork

June 30th, 202430 min

Schwartz dates a dancer, but there's just one problem -- he can't dance. What's worse is that he worries his two left feet will lead her to think he's clumsy in bed, too.

11. Service, Schwartz (a.k.a. Service, Mr. Schwartz)

June 30th, 202430 min

Schwartz can't seem to find the right assistant, so Gene takes it upon himself to hire Julie without consulting him. Which puts Schwartz in a bind, since Julie is incompetent, but he can't bring himself to tell her so.

12. Bless Me Father, For I Have Fired You

June 30th, 202430 min

Schwartz fires Gene as St. Pita's commercial spokesman, fearing the demographic he represents is undesirable.

13. He Ain't Funny, He's My Brother

June 30th, 202430 min

Schwartz's funnyman brother, Rick, visits, and bad blood arises when he manages to steal his job at St. Pita's.