Season 3 Episodes
1. Stomp
Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.
2. Gale Beggy Rescues Balloon Boy
Don’t call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.
3. Love and Sleep
If you’re going to wax poetic, make sure you have enough wax.
4. Learon in America
Learon visits the office to get a taste of American culture, sprinkled with a little pepper sauce.
5. Metaphorical Preacher
Let he who is without lunch cast the first stone.
6. Glasses
Dan should’ve worn his contacts.
7. Slasher
She’s so courteous it’s scary.
8. Family Guy
It seems today that all you see is violence in the workplace.
9. Twilight Bros
Vampires are basically a sport.
10. Scooch
Move over, old office.
11. Zombie Bite
It’s just a scratch. A horrible, infectious scratch.
12. Business Jungle
Task lists and Excel and faxes. Oh my.
13. I Want My Doctor
Just go with the flow (of the placenta from the uterus).
14. Uptight Stoners
Aww dude, I have the munchies pretty hard for a crisp Caesar salad right now.
15. 96ing
It’s like going to 4th base.
16. Bullet Trick
Anticipation is Danger’s middle name.
17. Same Shirt
The two most fashionable dudes in the office pay the ultimate price.
18. Federal Maaashhhals
The only thing thicker than their accents are their heads.
19. Time Traveler (3)
First in line at the Apple store by 250 years.
20. WaDan
Dan is beside himself. His weird, purple-and-yellow self.
21. Basketball Phone
There’s no such thing as bad news on a basketball phone.
22. Party DJ
There’s a party in his pants and you’re not invited, you’re required.
23. Fish Dance
Reel friends! Real fun!
24. Evil Crossword
J-Witz ain’t too smart, yo.
25. Applause-O-Meter
Too much of a good thing leads to broken things.
26. Milk
It’s called a mustache because it must ache to have one.
27. Makeover Montage
Looks can be deceiving.
28. The Scene
Fanship is stronger than friendom.
29. Consciences
Decision making can be dangerous.
30. Too Many Seinfelds
A sketch about nothing.