Season 12 Episodes
1. Vampire Doesn’t Feel Invited
If we didn’t want to invite you, why would we have included garlic-free tapas and a ‘blood’ option on the menu?
2. I Won’t Let This Bit Die
Katie’s office joke costume budget is over $530,000 a year.
3. Male Friendships Are Just Bullying
This colossal big time piece of crap loser is the best friend I’ve ever had.
4. When Someone’s Trying Too Hard to Have Fun
Sorry, Andrew W.K., but there IS such thing as partying too hard.
5. Stop Pitching Sketches about Other Cast Members
I’m still sour about her sketch “Whoever Writes Our YouTube Video Descriptions Smells Like Cat Dander And Fart”.
6. Don’t Start a Podcast
Go ahead and remove that Blue Snowball microphone from your Amazon cart. It’s not gonna work.
7. Let’s Not Get a Drink Sometime
It has absolutely not been too long.
8. I Swear I Didn’t Wreck the Bathroom
We had to demolish the whole office building. Thanks, Zac.
9. The Best Christmas Songs Are Sad
That festive-depressive time of year for bummer carols, morbid melodies, and mugs of milky liquor.
10. Obscure Christmas Songs
Coming up next, more of those Greek Cathtestants of the Latter Day Saints classics.
11. Gifts That Are Clearly for Yourself
I got you this tattoo of a sick-ass dragon on my back for Hanukkah. You’re welcome.
12. The True Meaning of Christmas
Oh, Grant, relax and shut up – it all makes sense if you don’t think about it.
13. Don’t Jinx Anything by Celebrating
If everything goes according to plan, we’ll have a little bash on my deathbed.
14. When You Get Stuck in a Conversation
Mayday, mayday – I’m trapped in a vortex, and none of my social cues are working.
15. You Weren’t Supposed to See That Photo
It’s actually a really normal fetish. There’s, like, a whole subreddit for it.
16. Remembering Someone by Their Facebook Posts
Hopefully somebody up in heaven will help Raph figure out what to have for lunch today.
17. Leaving Out the Best Part
No one cares what the traffic was like.
18. Are You a Millennial?
I’m whatever generation it is when you can never die because of a sacrifice made to the olden gods.
19. Did You Get My Email?
I was going to respond, as soon as I finished inhaling.
20. The Girl Who Can’t Let Things Go
Leave the grudges to those two terrifying Asian ghost children.
21. This Guy Is Cooler Than You
This sketch is funnier than famous 1920s french clown, Pierre LePie!
22. Is Grant Keith from BuzzFeed?
We finally answer the YouTube commenters’ burning question.
23. You’re All a Bunch of Phone Zombies
Can’t we all put our phones away and try to be present during this emergency?
24. Bad Polling Is Ruining Everything
So you’re telling me that my mom’s Sweetest Boy in World poll was wrong?
25. Wait, Start That Story Again
I’m supposed to write a caption but honestly I wasn’t really paying attention.
26. Did You Know We Work with a Sex Demon?
But he seems like such a nice guy.
27. What One Year of Trump Feels Like
Oh, the good (sort of) old days.
28. Who’s Gonna Call the Lyft?
Take off your shoes in a stranger’s car just a few times, and all of a sudden you’re “disgusting”.
29. The Guy Who Won’t Talk about Politics
People are so stubborn about “rights”.
30. Making Up a Sketch on the Spot
Katie is the Rain Man of making up sketch pitches on the spot.
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