Cast

E
Ellen DeGeneres
as Ellen Morgan
J
Joely Fisher
as Paige Clark
D
David Anthony Higgins
as Joe Farrell
H
Holly Fulger
as Holly Jamison
C
Clea Lewis
as Audrey Penney
J
Jeremy Piven
as Spence Kovak
M
Maggie Wheeler
as Anita Warwell
A
Arye Gross
as Adam Green
D
David Anthony Higgins
as Joe Farrell
C
Clea Lewis
as Audrey Penney
H
Holly Fulger
as Holly Jamison
M
Maggie Wheeler
as Anita Warwell
C
Clea Lewis
as Audrey Penney
A
Arye Gross
as Adam Green
W
William Ragsdale
as Dan
P
Patrick Warburton
as Jack
A
Anthony Clark
as Will Davies
O
Oprah Winfrey
as Therapist
S
Shawn Christian
as Danny
A
Angie Dickinson
as Betsy
L
Leslie Jordan
as Top Studio Executive
J
Jada Pinkett Smith
as Ellen Screen Test #3
M
Mary Steenburgen
as Self (uncredited)
R
Robert Gant
as Dr. Garber
P
Patrick Bristow
as Peter Barnes
J
Jerry Penacoli
as Richard
B
Bradley Whitford
as Doug
P
Patrick Cranshaw
as Irving
E
Eric Lutes
as Greg
J
Joey Slotnick
as Mr. Selman
C
Clyde Kusatsu
as Judge Mitchell Sung
D
Doris Belack
as Cora
E
Elya Baskin
as Sergei
K
Kathy Griffin
as Peggy
B
Barry Corbin
as Jack Penney
G
Gregory Sierra
as General Colon
E
Elinor Donahue
as Delores Warwell
G
Giovanni Ribisi
as Cashier
L
Lane Davies
as Nate
T
Tracy Tweed
as Tara
D
Don Lake
as Bob
S
Sully Díaz
as Maria
P
Peter Krause
as Tim
C
Christopher Darga
as Officer
K
Kurt Fuller
as Dr. Collins
T
Tommy Hinkley
as Steve
H
Harriet Sansom Harris
as Claire
K
Kaley Cuoco
as Little Ellen
M
Mary Page Keller
as Sarah
J
Jann Arden
as Self (uncredited)
M
Meshell Ndegeocello
as Self (uncredited)
D
Derek McGrath
as Stanley Peck
B
Brandon Maggart
as Harry
L
Laraine Newman
as The Over-Supportive Parent (uncredited)
G
Greg Germann
as Rick
B
Bruce Campbell
as Ed Billik
B
Bea Arthur
as Bea Arthur
T
Ted Danson
as Self (uncredited)
B
Brian Doyle-Murray
as Burt Kovak
A
Andrea Parker
as Joanna
J
Jane Carr
as Glynnis
K
Kate Hodge
as Stephanie
W
William Bumiller
as Roger
J
John Riggi
as Manager
T
Toni Tennille
as Tennille (uncredited)
B
Brittany Paige Bouck
as Head Dolphin
F
Florence Henderson
as Madeline
P
Peter Michael Goetz
as Dr. Haddassi
H
Helen Hunt
as Ellen Screen Test #2
S
Steven Houska
as Waiter
C
Connie Stevens
as Paige's Mom
T
Todd Waring
as William
P
Patty Toy
as Engineer's Wife
C
Cristine Rose
as Susan
J
Jill Talley
as Infomercial Woman
S
Sirena Irwin
as Cherry-O
S
Steven Flynn
as Joe
K
Kathleen Noone
as Ferne Kovak
L
Lisa Darr
as Laurie Manning
D
Dennis Burkley
as Nestor Biggs
H
Harland Williams
as Ticket Taker
C
Chuck Mavich
as Roy
M
Molly Shannon
as Woman
C
Connie Britton
as Heather
N
Nick Bakay
as Lloyd
C
Concetta Tomei
as Professor Bass
B
Bonnie Raitt
as Bonnie Raitt
V
Vance DeGeneres
as Erik Matthew Marshall
Q
Queen Latifah
as Queen Latifah (uncredited)
A
Aaron Neville
as Self (uncredited)
B
Brett Butler
as Grace Kelly
D
Drew Carey
as Drew Carey
W
Wayne Newton
as Doctor
E
Eileen Heckart
as Grandma
J
Jean Speegle Howard
as Bernadette
K
Kat Cressida
as Instructor #1
J
Jennifer Grant
as Erin
C
Christine Taylor
as Karen Lewis
K
Kate Williamson
as Mrs. Rodgers
B
Brian George
as Ranjit Sudar
L
Lise Simms
as Lesly
V
Vance DeGeneres
as Guitarist at audition
A
Alice Hirson
as Lois Morgan
B
Bob Glouberman
as Sean
A
Aaron Neville
as Aaron Neville
S
Steven Gilborn
as Harold Morgan
L
Laura Dern
as Susan
M
Molly David
as Sweet Old Woman
J
Jaime Hubbard
as Melissa
R
Rachel Duncan
as Little Girl
C
Cynthia Madvig
as The Admirer
C
Clea Lewis
as Audrey Penny
G
Gregory White
as Man
L
Linda Ellerbee
as Linda Ellerbee
P
Phil Leeds
as Comedian
J
Jim Doughan
as Camera Assistant
D
Dan Finnerty
as Crew Member Dan
O
Orson Bean
as Gameshow Contestant
G
Glenn Close
as Glenn Close
T
Tim Conway
as Comedian
C
Cindy Crawford
as Ellen Screen Test #1
C
Christine Lahti
as Ellen Screen Test #4
J
Julianna Margulies
as Ellen Screen Test #5
A
Allan Murray
as Announcer #1
J
John O'Hurley
as Announcer #2
T
Tony Carreiro
as Jackson
A
Ann Talman
as Beth
J
Jeff Weatherford
as Teddy
E
Eliza Coyle
as Karen (uncredited)
E
Eve Gordon
as Adam's Date (uncredited)
D
Daniel Edward Mora
as Deliveryman (uncredited)
B
Brian Leckner
as Karl
W
Wendle Josepher
as Saleswoman
D
Daniel Edward Mora
as Water Delivery Man
E
Eve Brent
as Lovely Old Woman (uncredited)
B
Bryn Erin
as Girl (uncredited)
J
Judy Kain
as Nurse
R
Rachel Davies
as Mrs. Lowrey
F
Fiona Hale
as Grandmother
D
Dailyn Matthews
as Pregnant Woman
S
Sandra Kinder
as Saleslady
C
Colleen Wainwright
as Woman
K
Kim Kim
as Korean Woman
M
Matt Landers
as Photographer
S
Shaun Duke
as Man in Line
J
John Mueller
as Brad
M
Michael Chieffo
as Bank V.P.
B
Brenda Varda
as Lawyer
J
Jerry Sroka
as Engineer
R
Rosie Taravella
as Clerk
G
Gene Weygandt
as Gallery Owner
P
Patrick Mickler
as Officer
R
Ryan Olson
as Student
J
Jordan Bond
as Student
S
Scott Sites
as Delivery Man
J
Joanna Daniels
as Tracy
J
Jan Eddy
as Big Ed
M
Michael Shamus Wiles
as Bartender
J
Jim Cody Williams
as Biker
D
David Driver
as Customer
S
Steve Kehela
as Jeff
B
Barry Wiggins
as Herbert
L
Lisa Stahl
as Delila
D
Don Stark
as Repairman
J
John Bowman
as Glenn
S
Steven Marcus
as Agitated Man
D
Dorian Spencer
as Young Man
R
Richard Hicks
as Coffee Drinker
D
David Brisbin
as Manager
J
Jimmy Danelli
as Customer
J
John Mulrooney
as Fight Fan
D
Don Yesso
as Fight Fan
A
Amy Jo Weinstein
as Woman
J
Jo Steele
as Woman
S
Steve Albert
as Fight Announcer (voice)
H
Harley Venton
as David 'Dave' Ellis DDS
B
Blaire Baron
as Waitress
C
Christine Romeo
as Woman
M
Martha Thompson
as Sarah
B
Brian McGovern
as Romantic Guy
A
Alicia Anne
as Pretty Girl
M
Murray Rubinstein
as Bill
K
Kathleen McMartin
as Distressed Woman
L
Leonard Kelly-Young
as Customer
K
Kymberly Newberry
as Dignified Woman
L
Lisa Inouye
as Clipboard Woman
D
Darla Haun
as Beautiful Woman
J
John McCafferty
K
Kenneth Kimmins
as Phil
C
Chad Einbinder
as Bob
H
Helen Siff
as Sharon
P
Paul Marin
as Mr. Phillips
D
Dave Richardson
as Ted
G
Gene Poe
as Salesman
A
Andrea Leithe
as Marion
J
Jim Jackman
as Man
S
Stephen James Carver
as Detective
G
Garret Davis
as Detective
K
Kathy Najimy
as Theresa
L
Larry Poindexter
as Don
M
Milt Tarver
as Passenger
M
Matt Letscher
as Steven Morgan
R
Rebecca Staab
as Cindy
S
Scott LaRose
as Jack
M
Mark L. Taylor
as Charles
R
Ryan Holihan
as Billy
N
Nicki Vannice
as Debbie
J
Jill Baker
as Mrs. Thompson
J
J. Patrick McCormack
as Reverend Engler
B
Bill Calvert
as Patrick
K
Karen Maruyama
as Kate
B
Brian Cousins
as Billy
P
Patience Cleveland
as Maisie
B
Billye Ree Wallace
as Polly
C
Chris Douridas
as Chad
H
Harry Shearer
as Ted Layton
N
Nita Talbot
as Mrs. Koger
M
Marianne Muellerleile
as Edna
D
Damian London
as Funeral Director
C
Crystal Carson
as Gwen
M
Matt McKenzie
as Officer
R
Rick Scarry
as Funeral Guest
A
Angela Dohrmann
as Jessica
A
Andrew Shaifer
as Party Guest
D
David Sederholm
as Patrick
J
Jeffrey Alan Chandler
as Cookie Man
Z
Zack Eginton
as Bud
J
Jonathan Emerson
as Lucky Customer
L
Laurel Green
as Lorraine
L
Lisa Harrison
as Bambi
P
Patricia Lentz
as Joanne
M
Mark McCracken
as Richard
J
Joyce Sylvester
as Cookbook Woman
G
Gregory Paul Martin
as Roger
P
Peter Kim
as Korean Man
A
Alex Trebek
as Alex Trebek (voice)
K
Ken Olandt
as Alternate Juror
R
Ralph P. Martin
as Tony
M
Marcia Mitzman Gaven
as Debby
M
Molly Cheek
as Sylvia
F
Felicity Waterman
as Lauren
K
Kimberly Russell
as Tonya
P
Patrick Warburton
as Brent
P
Patrick S. Harrigan
as Customer
K
Kevin Mangold
as Bear
E
Elaine Hendrix
as Maya
S
Spencer Rochfort
as Jerry
S
Scott Fowler
as Sam
E
Eric Allan Kramer
as Detective Gil Ryan
D
David DeLuise
as Robber in Hat
J
Jamie Marsh
as Robber in Jacket
P
Paxton Whitehead
as Dr. Whitcomb
R
Rick Charles
as The Andrae Crouch Singers
K
Kristle Murden
as The Andrae Crouch Singers
K
Kathy Hazzard
as The Andrae Crouch Singers
L
Linda McCrary
as The Andrae Crouch Singers
D
Danny Lee Clark
as Nitro
L
Lori Fetrick
as Ice
J
Jackie Roberts
as Debbie
M
Mike Adamle
as Mike Adamle
R
Raymond Forchion
as Customer
W
W. Earl Brown
as Customer
J
Jeffrey Lampert
as Customer
C
Connie Needham
as Waitress
L
Lee Reherman
as Hawk
J
Jeff Sanders
as Contestant
T
Tom Billett
as American Gladiator
D
Dann Florek
as Mr. Woodruff
B
Brittany Ashton Holmes
as Julie
C
Christine Elise
as Rosie
K
Kate Benton
as Psychotic Woman
R
Roger Eschbacher
as Cop
M
Mike White
as Instructor
D
Dean Fortunato
as Man
S
Scotch Ellis Loring
as Walter
R
Ruth Manning
as Customer
R
Rick Fitts
as Reporter
M
Maurice Chasse
as Neighbor
J
Jim Haynie
as Jake Hilfiger
H
Hal Landon Jr.
as Bus Driver
K
Kevin Light
as Contractor
D
David Wells
as Mousy Man
T
Tommy Bertelsen
as Kid
P
Paddi Edwards
as Smoking Woman
P
Paul Bates
as Kenny Burke
K
K.T. Vogt
as Junker Woman
S
Shaun Toub
as Foreign Man
J
Jay Johnston
as Transition Guy
J
Jamie Kennedy
as Tad
R
Ramon Choyce
as Little Lawyer
J
Jimmy Galeota
as Little Doctor
B
Beverly Garland
as Eva
B
Bruce Thomas
as Mike Lyons
M
Mara Holguin
as Katie
M
Martha Stewart
as Martha Stewart
P
Pat Millicano
as Randy
J
Jack Plotnick
as Barrett
S
Stephanie Erb
as 'Alien' Denise
C
Carrie Fisher
as Carrie Fisher
M
Michael Des Barres
as Nigel the Director
M
Michael Maynard
as Colin
M
Matthew Sullivan
as Salesman
R
Ron Palillo
as Ron Palillo
D
Dan Gauthier
as Matt Liston
R
Ron Canada
as Detective Sutterman
E
Eric Menyuk
as Jim Hogan
W
Wayne Wilderson
as Ronnie Williams
N
Nick Toth
as Earl
S
Scott Mosenson
as Josh Patterson
B
Bari K. Willerford
as Delivery Man
R
Robert Briscoe Evans
as Driver
E
Ebick Pizzadili
as Mia
D
Don Amendolia
as Mr. Koundakian
M
Mary Tyler Moore
as Mary Tyler Moore
P
Paul Dooley
as Thomas Kelsey
T
Tricia Leigh Fisher
as Joanie
W
Wesley Thompson
as Kevin Brown
A
Andy Houts
as Brett Sellman
J
Judith Scarpone
as Sydelle
C
Carol Kane
as Lily Penney
L
Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
as Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
C
Charlie Brill
as Del Shapiro
M
Mitzi McCall
as Rochelle Shapiro
T
Tera Hendrickson
as Barb
C
Cynthia Lamontagne
as Lesly
B
Bodhi Elfman
as Surfer Dude
P
Paul Crowder
as Trendy Man
E
Elizabeth Keener
as Trendy Woman
N
Nick Edenetti
as Caberet Singer
R
Ruth Carlsson
as Xylophone Woman
J
Janeane Garofalo
as Chloe Korban
T
Thea Vidale
as Technician
M
Mina Kolb
as Nurse
M
Michole Briana White
as Alyssa
S
Susan Powell
as Salon Lady
K
Kathy Najimy
as Lorna Irons
S
Shae D'Lyn
as Debbie Johnson
T
Timothy Elwell
as Security Guy
J
Jonathan Stark
as Gus
J
Jeff Dunham
as Starky
K
Kimmy Robertson
as Brandy
G
Greg Collins
as Agent Chamberlain
P
Perry Anzilotti
as Minister
B
Brian McNamara
as Jim
E
Earl Boen
as Hubert Warwell
D
Dan Sachoff
as Brian
M
Mariska Hargitay
as Dara
W
Willie C. Carpenter
as Officer Wilson
D
Dave Florek
as Officer
E
Edward Blanchard
as Mugger
R
Rob Moore
as Witness
N
Nancy Lenehan
as Margaret
C
Curtis Armstrong
as Tom
L
Larry Hankin
as Larry
R
Raymond Forchion
as Smitty
G
Gregory McKinney
as Officer
S
Sarah Dampf
as Willa
J
Juliana Schiavo
as Latte Customer
D
Dena Burton
as Thirsty Customer
C
Chris D'Arienzo
as Customer
P
Pat Crawford Brown
as Rose
J
John Petlock
as Uncle Jim
J
John David Conti
as Tom
C
Chris Hogan
as Stevie (voice)
E
Eddie Fisher
as Eddie Fisher
R
Richard Roat
as Mortgage Broker
J
Juanita Jennings
as Therapist
A
Anne Rice
as Anne Rice
C
Carol Barbee
as Megan
A
Ashley Peldon
as Little Paige
R
Romy Rosemont
as The Woman
F
Fred Ornstein
as Camp Director
H
Harvey Korman
as Therapist
A
Anne DeSalvo
as Waitress
M
Max Lazar
as Customer
L
Lyle Waggoner
as Vic
D
Debra Mooney
as Barbara
L
Lori Heuring
as The Cowgirl
D
Dan Finnerty
as Doorman
S
Steven Cragg
as Greg
J
Julie Janney
as The Receptionist
D
Dana Gould
as Mike
M
Marilyn Kagan
as Therapist
J
Jim Ward
as Emcee
J
Joe Flaherty
as Perry
D
Danny Breen
as Homeless Guy
J
Jeff Feringa
as Edna
T
Trisha Yearwood
as Trisha Yearwood
J
John Del Regno
as Walter Denbo
J
John Cervenka
as Art
E
Esther Scott
as Ruby
J
Jonathan Fuller
as The Instructor
M
Michael McDonald
as The Guy
P
Philippe Bergeron
as Maitre d'
D
David Fenner
as Waiter
P
Peggy Lane
as Woman in Coffee Shop
R
Rick Hall
as Contractor
M
Marie-Alise Recasner
as Kim
M
Mindy Sterling
as June Haddassi
T
Terence Washington
as Dale
T
Tim Bagley
as The Wine Maker
G
Gary Schwartz
as Gary
B
Bridget Sienna
as The Nurse
M
Michael Hagiwara
as The Doctor
D
David Crosby
as David Crosby
A
Andy Kindler
as Hesh Finkleman
P
Paul Crowder
as Drummer at audition
A
Anthony Natale
as Brian
D
Deanne Bray
as Juliet
J
J. Karen Thomas
as The Operator
M
Mitch Gibney
as Customer
I
Iqbal Theba
as Dalai Rajhavaari
J
Judy Nazemetz
as Alice
D
Don Yesso
as The Robber
R
Read Scot
as Caesar
C
Clive Rosengren
as Mitch
M
Michael Des Barres
as The Patient
P
Paulette Braxton
as The Nurse
E
Everett Greenbaum
as The Older Man
S
Steven Eckholdt
as Richard
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k.d. lang
as Janine
J
James Hong
as The Waiter
C
Catherine Paolone
as The Mother
J
Juliana Schiavo
as Lesbian's Daughter
C
Chaz Bono
as The Moderator
L
Liza D'Agostino
as Joanne
G
Gina Mari
as Carley
S
Suzanne Lanza
as Waitress
D
Dedee Pfeiffer
as Lisa
A
Andrea Bendewald
as Sherry
L
Loretta Fox
as Dena
S
Shannon Frank
as Cafe Waitress
J
John Capodice
as Tony
G
Georgia Ragsdale
as Woman
C
Constance Zimmer
as Riot Girl
M
Martin Charles Warner
as Old Man
S
Steve Moloney
as Bartender
L
Louis Gossett Jr.
as Sgt. Timko
P
Paul Feig
as Peterson
J
Jim O'Heir
as Kelsy
H
Hap Lawrence
as Herbison
C
Charles Rahi Chun
as Joey Chen
J
John Cirigliano
as Lincoln
K
Kayla Murphy
as Holly Manning
E
Emma Thompson
as Emma Thompson
A
Army Archerd
as Army Archerd
H
Helen FitzGerald
as Alice
S
Seth Jaffe
as Manager
K
Kevin McDonald
as Chuck
S
Susan Norfleet
as Julie
D
Del Hunter-White
as Woman
G
Gene Poe
as Waiter
S
Sarah McLachlan
as Sarah McLachlan
A
Amy Ray
as Amy Ray / Indigo Girl
E
Emily Saliers
as Emily Saliers / Indigo Girl
R
Rena Sofer
as Jean
R
Rachel Rosenthal
as Tarot Woman
T
Tyler Layton
as Leah
J
Justin Jon Ross
as Lie Detector Kid
T
Tim DeKay
as John
C
Candy Ann Brown
as Sue
L
Larry Cedar
as Desk Clerk
K
Kenneth Zavayna
as Bell Captain
B
Bobby Edner
as The 'Can I Touch your Boobs' Kid
C
Cyd Strittmatter
as Kid's mother
L
Linda Kash
as Sue
R
Roger Eschbacher
as Derek
S
Steve Fitchpatrick
as Kevin
M
Marcia Wright
as Emily
D
David Youse
as Clipboard Guy
R
Raymond Hanis
as Wesson
B
Brett Miller
as Smith
P
Priscilla Inga Taylor
as Melanie
M
Marcelo Tubert
as Mr. Patel
J
Jennifer Balgobin
as Mrs. Patel
H
Harvey Fierstein
as Harvey Fierstein
N
Neil Flynn
as George
L
Lee Everett
as Cindy
B
Bunny Summers
as Mom
J
Jo Farkas
as Mom
C
Charles C. Stevenson Jr.
as Dad
A
Angela Kay Churchill
as Spence's Date
C
Carlyle Rogers
as Straight Guy
A
Anne Heche
as Karen
A
Andrew Hill Newman
as Male Nurse
C
Cynthia Martells
as Doctor
L
Linda Ellerbee
as Interviewer
C
Cindy Ambuehl
as Candy
D
Dion Overstreet Jr.
as Rodney
J
Jazz Raycole
as Angela
S
Steven Anderson
as Bookish Man
D
Diahann Carroll
as Diahann Carroll
D
Dan Finnerty
as Tom
T
Tricia Leigh Fisher
as Megan
G
Gene Poe
as Man
K
Kelly Ryan
as Radio Call-In Girl
T
Trent Walker
as Man
J
Judge Reinhold
as Trevor
E
Ed Begley Jr.
as Ed Begley Jr.
K
Krissy Carlson
as Girl
J
Jane Brucker
as Mimi Samuel
J
James Krag
as Peace Corps Guy
M
Mike Larsen
as Paper Suit Guy
K
Ken S. Polk
as Man
S
Shawn Pyfrom
as Boy Scout
A
Amzie Strickland
as Old Woman
D
Diana Theodore
as Young Woman
J
Jack Kehler
as Manager
K
Kiva Dawson
as Cinnamon
J
Jon Simmons
as Minister

Crew

T
Tracy Newman
Writer
T
Tom Cherones
Director
G
Gil Junger
Director
A
Alex Herschlag
Writer
M
Mark Driscoll
Writer
D
David S. Rosenthal
Writer
R
Robby Benson
Director
G
Gail Mancuso
Director
R
Richard Day
Writer
D
David Walpert
Writer
A
Andrew D. Weyman
Director
M
Mark Wilding
Writer
A
Andy Ackerman
Director
P
Peter Tolan
Writer
J
John Tracy
Director
N
Neal Marlens
Director
E
Ellen DeGeneres
Writer
J
Jane Espenson
Writer
D
David Flebotte
Writer
V
Vance DeGeneres
Writer
P
Pamela Eells
Writer
G
Gil Junger
Director
A
Alan Myerson
Director
M
Mike Larsen
Writer
D
David Flebotte
Writer
D
David Trainer
Director
A
Andrew D. Weyman
Director
T
Tom Cherones
Director
R
Robby Benson
Director
D
David S. Rosenthal
Writer
R
Rob Lotterstein
Writer
M
Maxine Lapiduss
Writer
R
Richard Day
Writer
D
Dava Savel
Writer
M
Mark Driscoll
Writer
T
Tom Leopold
Writer
S
Sally Lapiduss
Writer
M
Michael Lembeck
Director
G
Gil Junger
Director
J
Jonathan Stark
Writer
J
John Oteri
Camera Operator
D
David Flebotte
Writer
V
Vance DeGeneres
Writer
T
Tom Cherones
Director
D
Dava Savel
Writer
J
Jonathan Stark
Writer