Dan and Phil Games Season 2017

We play HAPPY WHEELS for the first time and everyone has a terrible time. Subscribe for a free ride on Richard's horse: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Baby Dab becomes a TODDLER! But what will he look like?! Let's find out. Subscribe for a free midriff-exposing shirt: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We play the WORST DAD EVER SIMULATOR! Naughty baby stop dying. Subscribe for a free purple rubber object: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Subscribe for a free badly drawn swimming pool! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... A sassy Artificial Intelligence called Bianca tries to guess what we are drawing.. WITH OUR WRONG HANDS in the first Dan vs. Phil of 2017!

Subscribe for some free duct tape! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... (plz don't use it on babies or animals) MERCH!! http://www.danandphilshop.com We are down to the final macaroon so we play an intense game of Google Feud to decide who gets to eat it!

Dil invents the SimRay and becomes a MAD SCIENTIST. Subscribe for a free expensive toilet: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Will we finish this game?! Or fall for it's tricks? Time to find out in IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ #6!

We play a Japanese app where a girl falls in love with a horse. Thanks Japan! Subscribe for a free date with Yuuma: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Subscribe for a free snazzy grass hat: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... please take them from us. Prepare to live the sophisticated, relaxed and people-carrying-your-stuff-kink lifestyle of GOLFERS as we have a showdown.

Phil goes mad with power and Dil takes the the SimRay TOO FAR as he plays a prank on the pancakes! Subscribe for a free marble bust: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Subscribe for a free broken treadmill: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... You wanted more erotic horse replaying? Well here you go! Will SusanKun become Yuuma's owner? What will happen when he eats the golden carrot? We find out today! Wait, you didn't want more? You were traumatised and are scared the government can see your browsing history? Oh. Whoops.

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. You might damage the console or yourself or just lose all credibility like us. Subscribe for a free sticky Link: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... Apparently Nintendo coated the game cartridges of the new Switch console in a bitter liquid to stop people putting it in their mouths! So.. we put them in our mouths - FOR SCIENCE.

We have a showdown in the new Nintendo party game 1-2-SWITCH! It's insane. Subscribe for a free glass of milk: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Dan and Phil attempting to diffuse a bomb, what could go wrong? Subscribe for a free 'ABORT' button: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We play an INSANE game that you control with your voice! Subscribe for a free Eighth Note: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We have slightly too much fun with Bob and Eliza bringing a NEW PANCAKE into the world! Subscribe for a free triangle of friendship: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Things get HOT in the KITCHEN as Yuuma gives Susan-kun something to chew on. Subscribe for a free girthy spring onion: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... Please tell us in the comments how disturbed/pleased you are with this series and if you'd rather we STOPPED RIGHT NOW or CONTINUE PLEASE DAILY or MAYBE ONCE A MONTH I LIKE IT BUT IT'S A BIT MUCH. Thanks! And Sorry.

We try to save some smol beans from horrible deaths in DUMB WAYS TO DIE! Subscribe for a free bean that looks like you: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We play a game made by 14 year old Phil! 'THE MARK OF OXIN' - a life changing RPG about a hero called Alex. Subscribe for a free shook statue: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Subscribe for a free holy cow: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... We play the final chapter of 14 Year Old Phil's RPG - THE MARK OF OXIN

RIP CLUB PENGUIN 2005-2017 On the final day of Club Penguin we waddle on for one last time trying to make a friend and not get banned. Subscribe for a free kipper from Phil's pocket: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Dil learns the power of MIND CONTROL forcing everyone into their swimsuits and a dancing frenzy! Subscribe for a free Death Metal: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We have a virtual golf battle in EGYPT to decide who wins some swaggy socks! Subscribe for a free trip through the pyramid crack: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Subscribe for a loving relationship with a monkey: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... We get TESTED to see what we'd do in tough situations! Turns out we're probably evil or something.

We attempt to play a game controlled by your voice ..WITH SINGING! This video ruins everything. Subscribe for a free hearing test: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We become young, old, female and EXTRA MALE in FACEAPP! Subscribe for a free chipmunk face: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Dab is a toddler no more! Will he keep his gigantic hair? Will he still get VERY ANGRY about everything? It's time to find out! Subscribe for a free Meduso: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Mario Kart 8 is back on the Switch and this time with BATTLE MODE! We go head to head once more to see who is truly king of the karts. Subscribe for a free feather: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

In the finale of our horse dating app things get even more shocking when we meet the BOY HORSE RIVAL Ryouma! Subscribe for a free development: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

THE MOST TENSE VIDEO OF ALL TIME. Dan and Phil attempt to diffuse some "moderate" bombs and have a blast! Subscribe for a free alarm clock: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We play a seemingly harmless Switch puzzle game that makes you INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATED. Subscribe for a free get of jail free card for when you murder a sibling after playing this: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... If we play this again I (Dan) will write a secret message in morse code in the next video description which means I'm fearing for my safety around Phil and you have to rescue me, okay?

The Howlters and the Pancakes hit up the bowling alley for some innocent family fun! (until Dan gets involved) Subscribe for some free bowling shoes: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Subscribe for a free poop eating puppy! http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... We worry about humanity again in another game based on YOUR SEARCH RESULTS! Now go find all the answers to those interesting, concerning questions.

We play the most aggressive Nintendo game ever made - ARMS! Subscribe for a free playable character body pillow: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Warning: might make you want to eat your own hands with despair. Subscribe for a free magical sparkling dust-proof powder: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... It's literally QWOP ..but you're a piece of bread.

After being abducted by aliens our (MALE) Sim Dil notices something unusual! Subscribe for some free bowling shoes: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

WE QUIT HONESTLY HOW IS THIS MODERATE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WE'RE NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS OKAY WHATEVER BYE Subscribe for a free gameplay manual (we won't need it): http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We get our GEOGRAPHY on and work out where the heck in the world we are! Subscribe for a free pig with planets for feet: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... I don't know why I was so extra in this video it must have been the heat I apologise - Dan

Things get competitive as we race strangers on the internet. Subscribe for a free shell just removed from Luigi: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... Obligatory note: don't worry neither of us are actually this competitive - it's consensual banter as entertainment. RIP Japanese

PREGNANT DIL IS ABOUT TO BURST and it's time to welcome a tiny alien baby into the world! Subscribe for a free SPACE CRIB: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... And after a miraculous pregnancy and a worrying birth a new baby is among us. Let's all welcome this new member to the Howlter family and keep the mother and father in our thoughts as we enter this new era. Also the doctor that is probably traumatised.

This video will make you seriously question the priorities of humanity. WE TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF THIS Subscribe for a free tub of vaseline: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Dan and Phil attempt the unreleased Crash Bandicoot 1 bonus level that was TOO HARD in the 90's! Subscribe for a free date with Herbert: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... Remember to eat your fruit kids. And smack away those perverts.

We play the new LAYTON game and try to solve a dastardly crime! Subscribe for a free cake shop: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We make a Dan and Phil daddy fusion and start our dating adventure! Subscribe for a free Corgi: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We turn the Howlter family house into a FANTASY DREAM HOME with an evil lab, alien bedroom and an ominous pool. Subscribe for a free feature wall: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We get VERY LOST (again) trying to find out where we are on Earth! Subscribe for a free trip to Belarus: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We meet some new steamy daddies at the neighbourhood cookout and things get HEATED! Whew. Subscribe for a free vegetable plate: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Prepare to witness possibly the worst art ever drawn. WE WERE UNDER PRESSURE OKAY Subscribe for a free world eating alien: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

In our first ever GAMING LIVE STREAM we have the ultimate Mario Kart tournament ..against YOU! Subscribe for a free participation trophy: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... Thanks for being our live stream guinea pigs! For the next time we're gonna try and fix the lag, get better sound and we'll read the comments to see what game you'd like us to play :) Thanks!

We have our long anticipated Golf battle in the TWILIGHT ZONE! Only one of us will be victorious. (if the game doesn't crash) Subscribe for a free mushroom: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We turn Dalien into a real boy, then he FREAKS OUT AND BREAKS THE GAME! Subscribe for a free volcano experiment: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

Things get HOT in the KITCHEN as we try to work together to cook some dank fooderino. Subscribe for a free bowl of soup: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... ayy look at us doing this livestream with better internet

Dilddy profile and goes on his FIRST DATE with the Recovering-Emo Damien after meeting on DadBook. Subscribe for a free gargoyle: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We get in on the hedgehog-and-fox-action in the brand new Sonic game! Warning: might inspire terrifying DeviantArt. SUBSCRIBE FOR A FREE EMERALD: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We find who is THE OPPOSITE of Dan and Phil on Akinator! SUBSCRIBE FOR A FREE CUTE BEAR OR STOCK PHOTO LADY: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... Got any other funny or weird ideas for videos? This isn't a thing we usually do.. but this idea was pretty hilarious so why not! Leave them in the comments below. Also no offence to Life is Strange. This was totally an amazing idea! We think Akinator just asks questions based on whatever fandom has been crashing the website most recently, so this saying 'no' made no sense. Try it out yourselves and let us know who you get!

Two YouTubers pitted against their violent, unforgiving audience in the most epic sequel since Speed 2. Subscribe for a free air horn: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... WANNA BE FEATURED IN OUR NEXT STREAM WELL GO AND LEAVE A COMMENT AND WE MIGHT SHOW IT OR SOMETHING HOPE YOU HAD FUN BYE

This video is a paid promotion from PONOS for Battle Cats, art competition details below! We vent all our anger by destroying the world ..WITH CATS! If you want to design your very own battle cat (I think we've all realised how open and ..creative your ideas can be here) just draw one and post it to IG/FB/Twitter with #NextBattleCat good luck! (since filming this video Dan has almost conquered the world and unlocked his own Sexy Legs Cat)

It's Dil's birthday so we have an insane adventure in the big city. Subscribe for a free Cherry Blossom Tree: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We hit 3,000,000 subscribers! So to celebrate ..here are all our worst moments. BLOOPERS Subscribe for more professional content: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... Thanks for watching and stuff.

We get nostalgic about sharing keyboards/getting mad and play Fireboy and Watergirl! Subscribe for some free gems: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We play a game that's as beautiful as it is SO BLOODY HARD WTF WE'RE SCREAMING - Cuphead! Subscribe for a free acorn: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

As huge board game nerds and fans of Big Potato games (like Obama Llama and Linkee) we decided to turn Phil’s made up ice-breaker into a real physical game! We’ve been working all year on making it a great, hilarious thing to play with hundreds of questions. We hope that whether it’s with your wholesome grandma, or your edgy friends - you all have fun playing it. We take no responsibility for any relationships you destroy.

This game will give you actual nightmares. BIG ONES. With creepy long hands. Subscribe for a free gnome child: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...

We go head to head in a FRIGHT FIGHT for our first ever Spooky Week Dan vs. Phil! Subscribe for a free ORB: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c... We'd add jumpscares here ..but it's literally the entire video. Enjoy!

We play a special SPOOKY game of golf with a ..surprising challenge! Subscribe for a free mysterious baby in a bottle: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_c...