Cast

N
Nicholas Burns
as Martin Weedon
J
Johnny Vegas
as Geoff Maltby
A
Abigail Cruttenden
as Kate Weedon
J
Janine Duvitski
as Jacqueline Stewart
G
Geoffrey Hutchings
as Mel Harvey
P
Paul Bazely
as Troy
S
Sheila Reid
as Madge Harvey
C
Crissy Rock
O
Oliver Stokes
as Michael Garvey
H
Hannah Hobley
as Chantelle Garvey
S
Siobhan Finneran
as Janice Garvey
S
Steve Pemberton
as Mick Garvey
H
Hugh Sachs
as Gavin
K
Kenny Ireland
as Donald
N
Nathaniel Walker
as Coolio Garvey
S
Sheridan Smith
as Brandy
R
Robin Askwith
as Gary Snelling
M
Margi Clarke
L
Leon Bainbridge
as Coolio Garvey
Z
Zane Bainbridge
as Coolio Garvey
J
Josh Bolt
as Rob Dawson
J
Jake Canuso
as Mateo
N
Nathan Bryon
as Joey Ellis
J
Julie Graham
as Sheron Dawson
T
Tony Maudsley
as Kenneth
D
Danny Walters
as Tiger Dyke
T
Tim Healy
as Les / Lesley
S
Shelley Longworth
as Sam
A
Adam Gillen
as Liam
K
Kathryn Drysdale
as Natalie
S
Sherrie Hewson
as Joyce
M
Michelle Butterly
as Trudy
E
Elsie Kelly
as Noreen
S
Siobhan Finneran
as Janice
S
Steve Pemberton
as Mick
S
Sheila Reid
as Madge
P
Perry Benson
as Clive
O
Oliver Stokes
as Michael
H
Hannah Waddingham
as Tonya
D
Danny Walters
as Tiger
A
Alan David
as Glynn
J
Josh Bolt
as Rob
N
Nathan Byron
as Joey
S
Steve Edge
as Billy
J
Jessica Ellerby
as Amber
J
Julie Graham
as Sheron
H
Honor Kneafsey
as Jodie
B
Bobby Knutt
as Eddie
K
Kate Fitzgerald
as Loretta
J
John Challis
as Monty
P
Paul Bazely
as Troy
T
Tim Healy
as Les / Lesley
A
Adam Gillen
as Liam
S
Sherrie Hewson
as Joyce
E
Elsie Kelly
as Noreen
S
Siobhan Finneran
as Janice
S
Steve Pemberton
as Mick
S
Sheila Reid
as Madge
O
Oliver Stokes
as Michael
J
Josh Bolt
as Rob
H
Honor Kneafsey
as Jodie
W
Wendy Richard
J
Johnny Vegas
N
Niky Wardley
C
Cilla Black
I
Ian Reddington
as Jimmy Neptune
S
Siobhan Redmond
J
Joan Collins
D
David Bradley
S
Shaun Dooley
U
Una Stubbs
K
Kate O'Mara
F
Frances Barber
as Daisy
K
Kevin Bishop
as The Original Peter Andre
N
Nigel Havers
as Stanley Keen
M
Michael Starke
as Dodgy Dave
B
Barry Chuckle
as The Great Crostini's Great Assistant.
P
Paul Chuckle
as The Great Crostini
L
Layton Williams
as Larry
B
Bobby Crush
as Billy Sparkle
S
Selina Griffiths
as Pauline
A
Asa Elliott
as Himself
M
Matthew Kelly
as Cyril Babcock
E
Elliott Jordan
as Jack
I
Ian Lindsay
as Mr Dixon
A
Alba Ortega
as Carmen
D
Dhafer L'Abidine
as Mohammed
C
Crissy Rock
as Janey York
K
Ken Morley
as Herbert
L
Louis Emerick
as Norman the Doorman
J
John Nicholson
as Karaoke Singer
J
Javier Marzan
as Passport control officer
J
Javier Marzan
as Passport Control Officer
G
Geoffrey McGivern
as Beverley Westwood
P
Philip Olivier
as Jason
B
Bel Powley
as Bianca
N
Nicholas Burns
as Martin
B
Bruce Mackinnon
as Jonty
G
Gary George
as Himself
A
Alice Barry
as Maureen
A
Antonio Gil
as Casino Barman
J
Janet Street-Porter
as Reporter
H
Holly Earl
as Elena
E
Elena Saurel
as Spa Receptionist
J
Joan Collins
as Crystal Hennessy-Vass
R
Rustie Lee
as Queenie
I
Ian Krankie
as Pepe
J
Janette Krankie
as Agnes
C
Colin Hoult
as Dirk
N
Neil McCaul
as Jan De Groot
C
Charlotte Eaton
as Terri
J
Jalleh Alizadeh
as Nicole
L
Leslie Jordan
as Buck A. Roo
D
David Avila
as Airport Official
A
Amanda Barrie
as Psychic Sue
H
Harriet Webb
as Tracey
J
Johnny Vegas
as Geoff - The Oracle
D
Denise Black
as Gloria
P
Paul Chan
as Mr. Wu
M
Martin Marquez
as Juan the Vet
T
Txema Perez
as Lorenzo
A
Alice Barlow
as Annie
M
Milanka Brooks
as Ionela
D
Derren Litten
as Elvis
C
Crissy Rock
as Janey
J
John Challis
as Monty
N
Nadia Sawalha
as Melanie
L
Loles León
as Dolores
R
Ruth Madoc
as Riannon
C
Caroline Riva
as Pianist
J
Joe Ferrara
as Policeman
L
Liam Shaw
as Salvador
S
Simon Ruston
as Meatloaf Tribute
R
Robin Askwith
as Marcus
J
Joseph Balderrama
as Dr. Bueno
L
Lesley Anne Cawood
as Meatloaf Tribute
R
Roy Hudd
as Maurice
J
Jonathan Hawkins
as Motown Jonathan
P
Paul Bentall
as Evelyn Pyke
M
Manal El-Feitury
as Catalina
S
Stephen Marcus
as José Luis
A
Angus Deayton
as Grenville Titcombe
G
Gerald Kyd
as Julio
M
Milo McCabe
as Policeman
M
Michael Fenton Stevens
as Sir Henry
O
Oliver Maltman
as Peter Andre Tribute
S
Shane Richie
as Sammy Valentino
D
Danny Scheinmann
as Dr. Lugo
M
Marc Marcus
as Lionel Richie Tribute
A
Agustín Navarro
as Mayor of Benidorm (Himself)
J
Jofre Alsina
as Coach Driver
J
Janine Duvitski
as Jacqueline
P
Phil Dunster
as Ryan
A
Aykut Hilmi
as Jose
H
Harman Singh
as Punter
T
Toby Williams
as Wolfgang
N
Nicholas Boulton
as Beltoro Receptionist
G
George Shelley
as Giles
S
Simon Greenall
as Neville
U
Uri Geller
as Himself
S
Sarah Baxendale
as Jenny
M
Mark Heap
as Malcolm
H
Hemi Yeroham
as Shifty
J
Jason Manford
as André
D
David O'Reilly
as Bean
J
Joséphine Berry
as Marie Lavoie
L
Luca Chiarva
as Faustino
M
Martyn Ford
as Hercules
C
Chris Rogers
as Eczema the Clown
C
Charlie Bird
as Baby Jesus
S
Stuart Milligan
as Rutger
T
Tony Hadley
as Himself
N
Nathan Bryon
as Joey
J
Julian Moore-Cook
as Callum
L
Laila Zaidi
as Cyd
A
Antonio de la Cruz
as Vladimir
G
Gina Fillingham
as Lucy
D
David O'Kelly
as Bean
A
Alex Childs
as Caroline
C
Carol Decker
as Herself
B
Barry Green
as Mad Munk Morris
G
Gareth Hale
as Dennis
N
Norman Pace
as Nigel
J
Jamie Noar
as Delivery man
G
Gary Oliver
as Franco
E
Elsie Kelly
as Noreen / Doreen
A
Apple Brook
as Mrs. Cattleprod
D
Daniel Garcia
as Airport Security Officer
G
Graeme Hawley
as Simon Superfan
P
Philip Pope
as Winter Smallcock
B
Bobby Ball
as Ron Pickford
J
James Lance
as Angelo
C
Claire Sweeney
as Maxine
H
Holly Johnson
as Himself
R
Robin Askwith
as Gary
M
Madness
as Themselves

Crew

D
David Sant
Director
J
John Henderson
Director
M
Mark Brotherhood
Writer
S
Sandy Johnson
Director
N
Neil Fitzmaurice
Writer
J
John Henderson
Director