"The Meg" official trailer and poster are "pleased to eat you," especially if you are Jason Statham.

He's gonna need a bigger boat in "The Meg" -- which is short for Megalodon, the massive shark antagonist of this action/thriller/comedy opening in August.

Jon Turteltaub directed the international cast, led by Jason Statham, Rainn Wilson, Li Bing-Bing, Cliff Curtis, Ruby Rose, and Masi Oka.

Check out the trailer: That dog had better make it.

Here's the poster:

Here's more about "The Meg" via Warner Bros.:

"In the film, a deep-sea submersible—part of an international undersea observation program—has been attacked by a massive creature, previously thought to be extinct, and now lies disabled at the bottom of the deepest trench in the Pacific...with its crew trapped inside. With time running out, expert deep sea rescue diver Jonas Taylor (Jason Statham) is recruited by a visionary Chinese oceanographer (Winston Chao), against the wishes of his daughter Suyin (Li Bingbing), to save the crew—and the ocean itself—from this unstoppable threat: a pre-historic 75-foot-long shark known as the Megalodon. What no one could have imagined is that, years before, Taylor had encountered this same terrifying creature. Now, teamed with Suyin, he must confront his fears and risk his own life to save everyone trapped below...bringing him face to face once more with the greatest and largest predator of all time."

(Who'd win in a fight, a Megalodon or a Demogorgon?)

"The Meg" is currently scheduled for release on August 10th.

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