"CSI: Cyber" premieres tonight on CBS, starring Academy Award winner Patricia Arquette as a CyberPsycholigist solving internet crimes for the FBI. We've all seen our share of procedural spinoffs over the years -- new ones in different cities with previously unheard-of specific department focuses pop up every TV season. Honestly, we thought this installment was called "CSI: Cyborg" when we first read it incorrectly (wishful thinking), which appealed to us just a tad more than the lawless goings-on of the deep, dark web. And that got us thinking about alternate "CSI" spinoffs we wish existed. Check out what we came up with.