Weve Got the Toaster

In the definitively middleclass Royal Tunbridge Wells 16 year old Lance has been romantically obsessed with Steph the fittest thing since sliced fit for exactly 3 years 11 months and 25 and a half days And hes barely even spoken to her Unable to approach Steph but desperate for something to change Lance faces his worst fear of holding the worst party ever when his parents go away for the weekend Enlisting his enigmatic pornaddicted best mate Henry to help plan things Lance tries to work out what to do when Youve got no girls no idea and 24 hours to throw a party