Trashcans of Terror

A chance meeting between our hero a man named Spider director Handy and a disoriented powerlifter named Kathy begets romance after some light dadhumor flirtation When Kathy gets angry she turns silver and becomes stronger than an ox on the juice This is explained later kinda After a health bar brawl resulting in 37500 worth of damage even though said brawl took place in the alleyway our two heroes run for it Kathy goes missing and Spider somehow determines that alien trashcans are to blame It is never explained how he comes to this conclusion He simply does and relays this information to us with the same enthusiasm one would use when telling you they had a ham sandwich for lunch He enlists the help of his military friend Velasquez to help find Kathy and fight an army of trashcans