The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie (2008)Cast and Crew

Movie"America's Finest News Source."

Cast

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Len Cariou
as Norm Archer
S
Steven Seagal
as Cock Puncher
L
Larissa Laskin
as Dana Dobbs
K
Ken Takemoto
as Sensei
D
Don McManus
as Dennis McCormick
M
Michael Bolton
as Michael Bolton
A
Ahmed Ahmed
as Ahmed
B
Brendan Fletcher
as White Black Guy Tim
D
Daniel Dae Kim
as Ivy Leaguer
M
Meredith Baxter
as Cooking Show Chef
J
Jed Rees
as Wizard Proteus
R
Rodney Dangerfield
as Rodney Dangerfield
A
Ahmed B. Badran
as Peruvian
B
Brian Powell
as Typical Neighbor Husband
S
Scott Klace
as Kip Kendall
B
Barbara Pilavin
as Alzheimers Old Lady
S
Sandy Kenyon
as Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
O
Orlando Seale
as Producer
E
Erik Stolhanske
as Producer
S
Sarah McElligott
as Melissa Cherry
R
Randy Oglesby
as Surgeon General
K
Kwame Boateng
as Dibo
R
Richard Fancy
as Kenneth Garber
A
Alex Solowitz
as The Masses
S
Savannah Haske
as Rapist Lisa
R
Rebecca Lowman
as Rape Victim Julie
J
Jim Gleason
as Steel Beam Architect
M
Michael Harney
as Line-Up Detective
R
Robert Hoffman
as Lollipop Love Dancer
J
Joel McHale
as Office Worker
H
Harry Shum Jr.
as Lollipop Love Dancer
K
Kevin Federline
as Lollipop Love Dancer
B
Bo Barrett
as Wigger Jim
C
Chrissy Metz
as Heavy Girl
M
Marshall Manesh
as Announcer
G
Greg Cipes
as Hippie Diplomant
N
Nick Chinlund
as Bryce Brand
J
Jim Rash
as Bryce's Manager
P
Paul Scheer
as Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
J
John Viener
as Peen Out Guy
G
Gedde Watanabe
as James Nakatami
C
Chris Villa
as Gay Guy

Crew

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Gil Netter
Producer
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Tom Kuntz
Director
D
David Miner
Producer
M
Mike Maguire
Director
R
Robert D. Siegel
Writer
T
Todd Hanson
Writer
K
Kevin Halloran
Co-Producer
F
Frederick Wardell
Editor
M
Michael Rotenberg
Producer
C
Casey Storm
Costume Design
A
Asche & Spencer
Music
D
David Zucker
Producer
J
Jon Gary Steele
Production Design
M
Maryse Alberti
Director of Photography
J
Jason Weiss
Co-Producer
H
Henry Kingi Jr.
Stunts
K
Kevin Kavanaugh
Art Direction