Mukade Rodeo

Alone in his room a man exposes his meagre body to muscle training Shadowboxing strengthening his abdominal muscles with equipment bought by mail order repetitive lateral jumps Is he a young man who wants to be a boxer No he has no intention of becoming a professional boxer or a macho man He has only one goal to rob the bride at the forthcoming wedding of his girlfriend who three years ago went to the dump in her own jeans and never came back Since the day he received her invitation to the wedding he has been steadily preparing himself to direct and star in the best bridestealing act of his life He had to build up his body decide on the route check his movements practise his lines arrange a black Porsche a white tuxedo and some cool shoes The plan was complete and the day of the ceremony finally arrived He leaves the house with a bat in his bouquet Cool man But will the plan work