Minty the Assassin (2009)Stream and Watch Online

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Released August 7th, 2009, 'Minty the Assassin' stars Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, Tabitha Taylor, Chip Joslin The movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 20 min, and received a user score of 27 (out of 100) on TMDb, which compiled reviews from 3 experienced users.

What, so now you want to know what the movie's about? Here's the plot: "MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest"

'Minty the Assassin' is currently available to rent, purchase, or stream via subscription on Tubi TV .