Heath Franklins Chopper The sHitlist

Australias Most Wanted comedian Chopper is fizzing at the bumhole to be back in on the road and this time hes brought a big pad of paper with your name on itSome people have a shopping list Some have a ToDo list Chopper has a Shitlist Its like Santas naughty and nice list but with more sack and no one is getting toysRestaurant serves your dinner cold Put it on the Shitlist The word chillax Shitlist Friend stabbed you Shitlist Just saw a romantic comedy you didnt like well maybe put yourself on the shitlist for that one what did you expect From the Ten Commandments to the Top 40 charts history is littered with lists but nobodys done a list like Chopper because sometimes when you get angry you have to get organisedThink of it as like a bucket list for things that can get fked Everybody has a shitlist Whats on yours Submit your entry to The Shitlist now by tweeting Choppersshitlist and be part of the show Easily the best list since Schindlers