Bengt Washburn Not Bad

Bengt Washburn is an Aquarius with Hazel eyes who prefers boxer briefs solid deodorants and Crest toothpaste He is 59 tall weighs about 149 pounds and can bench 150 pounds three times without a spotter He has a vertical leap of 16 inches 8 years ago a lump appeared on his right thigh Its not visible from the stage but according to some kids at the water park it looks creepy Most people who know him would say Bengt is a logistically impaired ditz but his comedy is described as intelligent surprisingly universal considering the content matter and profoundly funny