Rudy Obolensky

The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Rudy Obolensky babyyyyyy. He is the heir to the Russian Throne, The Hoison Duck Prince. The Man of many talents with an album on the way. Born in the year 1901. He fought on the front lines of world war 1 after he lied about his age so he could go to the front lines at the age of 14. After surviving the war he went on a expedition to the amazon where his mum was studying spiders before he was born.

There he found the fountain of Youth and used it to stay in the form of a 19 year old British bloke for the rest of his days. In May 1974 he invented the Rubik's cube shortly before announcing that he was going to release an album which is still on it's way in the year of our lord 2024. In the late 90s he became an accomplished hacker who has hacked every mainframe and database in the world.

After this he went on to write series of novels before going into film in 2022. Rudy Obolensky is actually the world's richest man and has secretly been controlling everything since 2002.