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Joe Pesci
Born in February 9th, 1943From Newark, New Jersey, USA
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GoodFellas - You are Funny

Henry: You're a pistol! You're really funny. You're really funny!
Tommy: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy!
Tommy: [dangerously] What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What?
Henry: It's just, you know, you're just funny. It's funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?
Anthony: Tommy, no, you got it all wrong —
Tommy: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. [to Henry] What did ya say? Funny how?
Anthony: You're right.
Henry: Just —
Tommy: What?
Henry: Just, ya know, you're funny.

GoodFellas - Get Yourself a Nice Girl

Tommy's Mother: Why don't you get yourself a nice girl?
Tommy: I get a nice one almost every night, Ma.
Tommy's Mother: Yeah, but get yourself a girl so you could settle down.
Tommy: I settle down almost every night but then, in the morning, I'm free.