Java Biography
Java (born 1974 B.C. as J Mummy Love) is a lover not a fighter, and despite being dead, he has insatiable urge to get down. In fact, it is rumored that he was not found buried alone, but rather awkwardly intertwined amongst a harem. To regulate Java's libido, the other mummies have resorted to keeping a George Bush doll in his pants at all times.
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Not that it matters, but most of it is true.
The most devastating detective story of this century.
His CIA code name is Condor. In the next seventy-two hours almost everyone he trusts will try to kill him.
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We were safer in space.
Every force has its equal.
The building always wins.
