Darthzader

Often credited as one of the best original YouTubers, Darthzader has had a tragically successful career. Born before the dawn of time, he spent his earliest days teaching man things like how to start a fire, and how to draw stick figures. Later in history he taught the greats like Picasso and Van Gogh. Legend has it he has the 13th disciple who held Jesus' hand even up until death, though depictions of this have been scarce as there were no cell phones.

He went off the grid for a couple thousand years until starting his YouTube channel.