Daniel Lee Pequenos

Daniel was born in rural Nevada in 1992. From a young age, he took on a fascination with roadkill and lawn dart competitions against himself. He routinely brags about having met WWE wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin in 2002 at the 7/11, but no sources have verified this. He makes a mean alfredo gumbo on the stove and has various felonies pertaining to his arson of the St.

Louis Arch. The 2014 plot to plant a bomb on the observation deck? 90% confidence interval says that was our buddy, Danny Lee. Despite living underneath a Domino's Pizzeria on the busy bee streets of the Lou, his heart still aches for the open lands of Nevada where he could pay tribute to all his unmarked roadkill graves with his remaining lawndarts.