What would "Home Alone's" Kevin McCallister be like if he was all grown up? Well, he might be a creepy Uber driver.

Macaulay Culkin revisits his famous role in the premiere of the web series ":DRYVRS," created by Moldy Peaches musician Jack Dishel. In the series, Dishel interacts with the, um, colorful characters who are drivers of an unnamed car service. One of them is Culkin, who seems to be a thirtysomething Kevin McCallister.

"It's f---ing Christmas time, and your whole family goes on vacation, right?," Culkin's character vents. "And they forget their 8-year-old f---ing son ... all by yourself, in the house, for a week!"

He goes on to complain about the two "psychopath home invaders" he had to fend off. "I still have nightmares about this bald, weirdo dude chasing me around, talking like Yosemite Sam."

Dishel's ride takes a turn for the dark when someone tries to carjack them. Let's just say Kevin still know how to protect himself.

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