Over nine seasons of "Seinfeld," Jerry dated close to 70 women. Pretty much every episode had him canoodling with a special lady friend who was almost certain to never be seen again after the closing credits. Some of these ladies seemed like they'd make good girlfriends, but most of 'em had a quirk, trait, or action that was just not OK. Especially if you're Jerry. But just who is the most eligible gal from this eclectic lineup?

From man hands to schmoopy, we've ranked 15 of Jerry's most unforgettable "Seinfeld" girlfriends from terrible to spectacular.